Index
4 Aug 2002Raisin de etre
I'm Not Making This Up
5 Aug 2002I didn't major in evil liberal arts to be called 'naughty', thank you very much!
Scenes From A Target
6 Aug 2002"You will be called 'Stitchface'."
7 Aug 2002"I'm Dr. Nick Riviera, and I will perform any major operation for just 129.95!"
"You would be wise to do as Mother says!"
8 Aug 2002"The foot has spoken!"
9 Aug 2002" Look, some people hoist a flag to show they love their country. Well, my lawn is my flag."
12 Aug 2002"I've said it before, I'll say it again - democracy simply doesn't work."
(No Title)
14 Aug 2002"pancakes... football... boobies...pork rinds... waffles..."
A different Top Ten list
15 Aug 2002"With your donation you'll receive this classic PBS tote bag...And the next 20 callers will get this album of Museum noises!"
16 Aug 2002Stream of Consciousness Friday
19 Aug 2002I've had a good run
21 Aug 2002What's Up With That? Wednesday
Attack of the Killer Baby Blue Jay
Enough about me, what do YOU think about me?
22 Aug 2002Stuff you should know - maybe
23 Aug 2002Weirdos in the Workplace
26 Aug 2002Tragic Blog Entry #1
27 Aug 2002"S'cuse me while I whip this out!"
29 Aug 2002Sign says
Mom reads my Blog
30 Aug 2002Too much Artsy, not enough Fartsy
3 Sep 2002This is part three
4 Sep 2002What's Up With That? Wednesday
5 Sep 2002"The Force is strong in this one."
Weirdos in the Workplace, Part 2
6 Sep 2002The Sounds of Science
9 Sep 2002The hypnotic lure of MSG
Why?
From the Maker of Bad Art, New Bad Poetry!
The agony and the ecstacy
10 Sep 2002The agony and the ecstacy, part deux
What to do, what to do
11 Sep 2002Strange Daze
17 Sep 2002The Twin Horsegirls of the Apocalypse
Tragic Blog Entry #2
18 Sep 2002The Angriest Desktop Publisher in the World
Helpful Printer Tip
Uncle Chuckie Does Europe
20 Sep 2002"Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. "
It's the chemicals that make them taste so good!
High Class Crack
Who loves ya, baby?
The Curse of the Discontinued/Unavailable Merchandise!
Quiz du Jour
Disturbing Images From the World of Advertising
23 Sep 2002The Jukebox of the Mind
Work Can Be Fun!
Tragic Blog Entry # 3
24 Sep 2002Les Nessman Syndrome
Postcard from Uncle Chuckie
25 Sep 2002“Owwww! Those things are bad for you!” (Tragic blog entry #4)
The Wiener Dog Next Door
Quizzes du Jour
26 Sep 2002Note To Self
27 Sep 2002Office Stalker
Talking Back
30 Sep 2002Exorcist Cat
Ripped Pants (The Return of Uncle Chuck)
1 Oct 2002Carrot Top Is Evil?
Kitty Okay Now (Tragic Blog Entry # 5)
2 Oct 2002Office Stalker Update
3 Oct 2002heh heh heh
4 Oct 2002Tornado Cake
7 Oct 2002It Begins - Chuck-A-Palooza 2002
(Hopefully Final) Office Stalker Update
8 Oct 2002Help, I'm Being Held Prisoner in a Hotel With 50 Engineers!
9 Oct 2002Chuck-a-Palooza Takes Its Toll
Maybe I Need to Stop Taking These Quizzes
I Didn't Think It Was Possible
11 Oct 2002"Charge it to Underhill."
12 Oct 2002Dance of Despair and Disillusionment
14 Oct 2002Friday Five - on Monday!
I'm Onto Something - or am I On Something?
16 Oct 2002Two Fer Tuesday at the Spay/Neuter Clinic!
17 Oct 2002Esoterica
Cruel fate, why must you mock me?
Wellbutrin Monologue
21 Oct 2002Family Album Time
Quiz du jour
Letters From Evil Karen
23 Oct 2002I Want To Believe
New Beverage Review - Diet Vanilla Coke
Land sakes a'goshen! It's another quiz!
24 Oct 2002Totally Creepy!
blah blah blah
25 Oct 2002Details
On the Nature of Blogs
28 Oct 2002The Long and Winding Blog Entry
The Last of the Mohican 100 Things About Me
Mom, Don't Read This Blog Entry
29 Oct 2002Quiz du Jour
30 Oct 2002The Gods Hate Florida
Random Thought
31 Oct 2002Happy Halloween!
Episode 2 - Chuck Strikes Back
"They're dogs - and they're playing poker!"
Politics Ain't Pretty
1 Nov 2002You kids get off my lawn!
2 Nov 2002Bon Voyage!
5 Nov 2002Optimistic Voices
"Mitten Esoterica for 200, Alex."
6 Nov 2002Hungry Howard
7 Nov 2002Quiz-O-Rama
8 Nov 2002Drive-by proselytism
Scary Things to Overhear in the Office
12 Nov 2002Quiz du Jour
Soup-Scented Something
THESE Boots Were Made for Walkin'...or Something
13 Nov 2002AM Rant, Over Easy
14 Nov 2002Yeah, right!
15 Nov 2002El Presidente and Dr. Peterfriend
It's just wrong, I tell you!
16 Nov 2002Saturday Morning Quiz Fun!
17 Nov 2002The Ten Things I Hate About You
18 Nov 2002Better You Than Me
Better Living Through John Hughes' Movies
You Learn Something New Every Day
19 Nov 2002Amazing New Chili For Breakfast Diet!
20 Nov 2002What, no trendy black beret to wear in a cafe for me?
Does Anyone Else Think This is Stupid?
Bad Ratio
21 Nov 2002Start your morning with a quiz!
blah blah blog
F-U-N
22 Nov 2002The Big Let-Down
ooh, princess-y
Man Hands
Editor-In-Chief, Bad Mood Magazine
Oh Shut UP!
23 Nov 2002In your face, Michigan!!
25 Nov 2002"All skate - all skate"
Divining the Future
26 Nov 2002Quiz du Jour
Dying for work?
Good Name for a Band, Part 26
27 Nov 2002Mmmm, that's good duck!
Celebrate the holidays with a quiz!
"When Karen was in Engineeringland - let my Karen go"
1 Dec 2002The Dream Academy
2 Dec 2002Stop the Madness!
Life Sucks Without a Wall
Represent!
3 Dec 2002Love What You've Done With the Place
Lessons Learned
4 Dec 2002O Carpenter, Where Art Thou?
Yo, Homeslice!
Gilderoy Lockheart's Alter Ego
5 Dec 2002"No bowl - Stick! Stick!"
6 Dec 2002I'm Not Making This Up
Access Denied! The Curse Returns
Quiz du Jour
I Don't Fear God, But I Do Have a Healthy Respect for Karma
7 Dec 2002Panic Attack
10 Dec 2002Quiz du Jour
11 Dec 2002Ice Capades
Christma$ Commercials That Suck
Hooper X Would Be Proud
12 Dec 2002Unclear on the Concept
I Want to See You Belly Dance!
I'm Scared...
Rub Me the Right Way
13 Dec 2002Some Soap to Go With All the Water Around Here
14 Dec 2002My Chorus Had a Catharsis
15 Dec 2002Oh, Mercy, the Office Christmas Party
A Sign of the Apocalypse?
16 Dec 2002My Office is So Weird...
Screwing With Telemarketers
Help Me, Jebus!
17 Dec 2002Quiz du Jour
Which Pre-Raphaelite Painting Are You?
19 Dec 2002Bah Humbug
22 Dec 2002Dear Blog
Uncle Chuckie Steals Halloween?
Helpful Hints
"America's Best Clown??"
23 Dec 2002Quiz du Jour
She's Got Bettie Page Bangs
"Hands Up, Who Likes Me?"
25 Dec 2002Happy Decemberween!
27 Dec 2002mmmm...cable TV
3 Jan 2003A Very Brief Hiatus
9 Jan 2003Ours is Not to Question Why
Why Not Just Call it "Ominous Factor"?
13 Jan 2003Bambi - Good Eating!
15 Jan 2003Too Much Paranoias
16 Jan 2003Lament of the Cubicle Worker
17 Jan 2003Charge it to Underhill, Redux
20 Jan 2003"I'll Take Inappropriate Dinnertime Discussion for 200, Alex."
It's Funny Cause It's True
21 Jan 2003The "Your Company Name Here" Story
22 Jan 2003Go Team!
Farewell, Cruel World!
Quiz du Jour
23 Jan 2003"Well, I can't have you running around naked, off where we're going. Although some people do in...Orlando."
Say It Ain't So!
24 Jan 2003The Gods Must be Crazy
28 Jan 2003Quiz du Jour
Save "Singing Potatoes"!
"It's the Sport of Kings, Better than Diamond Rings - Football!"
Better Off Dead
Mo' Pre-Raphaelite Blues
29 Jan 2003And You Thought Going to Weight Watchers Was Bad!
Movie Night!
Something Stupid
30 Jan 2003Singing Potatoes is Back!
31 Jan 2003"Here are a few words that rhyme with Cory - Gorey, story, allegory..."
1 Feb 2003(No Title)
2 Feb 2003WTF????
4 Feb 2003Help out a GLOM!
It Must Run in the Family
6 Feb 2003"My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention!"
Quiz du Jour
Hello, Erato
Mmmmm...Visconti...
8 Feb 2003A Great Way to Start the Weekend
10 Feb 2003"To the Ziggy Archive!"
No Escaping the Media Mongol
11 Feb 2003Fish - Nature's Stinky Treat
"Owwww! Those Things Are Bad for You!"
12 Feb 2003"Step Three - Profit!"
Well, Duh!
Tales of Uncle Chuckie
I Will Not Buy the Bee Brocade Fabric...
Funky Franklin
16 Feb 2003Is This Better Than Being "The Margarine of Evil"?
Worst Spam Ever, or, Mom, Don't Read This Blog Entry #2
17 Feb 2003The Pope of Chili Town
19 Feb 2003My Favorite Pair of Socks
Oh Please
Speaking of Office Stalker
"Don't Blame Me - I Voted For Kodos!"
When Did That Happen?
20 Feb 2003Grow Your Own
24 Feb 2003"Big N, little y, BIG FREAKIN' Q!"
"I...am...so...pissed...right...now..."
26 Feb 2003Up With PageMaker
2 Mar 2003Holy Cow! - Unlooked-For Events
6 Mar 2003I Saw The Sign
Attack of the Fifty Foot Dr. Phil!
7 Mar 2003Ha ha!
17 Mar 2003"I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks and blows."
18 Mar 2003More Unexpected Events
20 Mar 2003The New Kid
A spam by any other name
Quick, Robin, to the beer cave!
26 Mar 2003What a Difference a Preposition Makes
Mr. B
27 Mar 2003These are the Times that Try Men's Sinuses
31 Mar 2003Weekend News Update
Supermarket Finds
Oh Bother, Pooh
2 Apr 2003The Dinghy's Back
Quiz-o-Rama
4 Apr 2003Obsessive or Compulsive? You Be the Judge
7 Apr 2003Blogworthy
Free Beer Face
Daylite Savings Crime
9 Apr 2003Uncle Chuckie - Hired Gun
Everyone Needs To Go Read This Article
10 Apr 2003Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!
I Do What the Post-It Notes on my Monitor Tell Me To
11 Apr 2003"Marge, I think I hate Ted Koeppel! No, I find him witty and informative."
Viva El Presidente!
14 Apr 2003PPF du jour
Amanda Hugginkiss
The Finger
DoubleSpeak Exposed
Browns on MNF!
15 Apr 2003What What What WHAT?!?!
16 Apr 2003"My eyes, the doctor said not to get pudding in them!"
17 Apr 2003SCA Quiz du Jour
Me Like Hockey!
(An exercise in parenthesis)
It's blog, it's blog, it's big, it's heavy, it's...not there!
Binky!
The humanity!
18 Apr 2003Beast Masters, Take Note
PPF, Round 9 (well, round 2 for me)
For You, LunchBox
19 Apr 2003Bolt Your Bad Self In!
22 Apr 2003Sometimes Engineers Think Too Much
23 Apr 2003Quiz du Jour
"Quotable Quotes for 200, Alex"
Watch out, Snapple!
Time Out!
That's Weird
Better Living Through Prescribed Pharmaceuticals
24 Apr 2003Coming Soon!
Surprise
"Keep the cork on the fork, Ruprict."
25 Apr 2003Insurance Rant
28 Apr 2003Bummer
My Uncle's Big Fat WASP Surprise Birthday Party
29 Apr 2003Daily Gorey
Dr. Phil Believes His Own Hype
30 Apr 2003Nature in Action
Please Don't Let My Head Explode
Lightning Mania
Automatica
Borrowed From Godfrey's Blog
1 May 2003Adventures in BlogSitting
Hockey Jinx
Ack!
Whooo Doggie!
3 May 2003Ominous Portents?
Unclear on the Concept
5 May 2003The Dial Goes to Eleven
An Important Note From Edward Gorey
Finalist, Best Quote From an Engineer
6 May 2003Almost interested enough to open it
Found While BlogHopping
Liquid Refreshment
8 May 2003Shagged
Judge Not...
10 May 2003"God help you if I find any pickles!"
God Hates Pringles
13 May 2003Oui!
14 May 2003Pop Muzik
Ah, juvenile humor
16 May 2003Memorandum
Ack!
19 May 2003Ladies Who Stamp
Okay, you sick twisted freaks!
Who Is Driving?
20 May 2003Pumpkin Cake!
21 May 2003Web Searches Du Jour
Meat - The Other White Meat
22 May 2003A Small Victory
27 May 2003"A Major Award"
28 May 2003Happy Birthday, Mum!
Freeloading in the Marketing Dept.
Picture Pages
Oh My Gawd - It's a Quiz Meme-Thingee!
Looking For Something?
29 May 2003"Are you ready yet?" "No." "Are you ready yet?" "NO." "Are you ready yet?" "NO, SpongeBob!"
I'm not laughing AT you - I'm laughing NEAR you!
30 May 2003What a costumer dreams about
sharing good and bad
2 Jun 2003Weekend Revealed
Today's Gorey Oddly Suitable
Obligitory XMen 2 movie review
BlogLifting
3 Jun 2003Past, Present, Future meme
Stream of consciousness
4 Jun 2003Poetess on the Loose
Insert Obnoxious Smiley Here
5 Jun 2003Fortune Cookies I'd Like to See
6 Jun 2003Edward Gorey - Twisted Freak
9 Jun 2003Not a Good Sign
A Thousand Words
Sexing Up Punctuation
That's Weiwd
10 Jun 2003Memo
So...
11 Jun 2003Not Cool
Today's Gorey
12 Jun 2003More Reasons to be Depressed
13 Jun 2003"Don't correct me...it sickens me."
Annoyances 90210
14 Jun 2003When Two Hobbies Collide
15 Jun 2003Happy Father's Day!
Fresh from the Tampa Fibune
16 Jun 2003She was Just 45
Modern-Day Judith
18 Jun 2003Photoshop Now - Think Later
19 Jun 2003R.I.P.
Salty!
Ghirlandaio Girl!
20 Jun 2003Aimed at Everyone and No-one
Everything Sucks
23 Jun 2003PPF
With Apologies, a Tribute to "The Dingy"
Monday
29 Jun 2003Sorry!
30 Jun 2003'The Lord' and The Heir Apparent
PPF Fun and Games
Another Link Lifted from the Duckie
Favorite Adam Sandler Moment
Huh?
3 Jul 2003I call it, "The Angry Sneeze"
This Just In
7 Jul 2003"Somebody spilled ice cream in this ash tray!"
PPF
8 Jul 2003Live, From Ginevra's Sinuses, it's Tuesday!
"I know you, Eddie..."
Speaking of 80's movies
Those Shoes - I MUST Have Those Shoes!
9 Jul 2003"Oh Sexy Girlfriend!"
Oddly Enough, The Design World Does NOT Revolve Around Microsoft Word!
10 Jul 2003Good News, Everyone!
This entry made possible by the lingering effects of cold medicine
disaPPOINTED!
Salve, Caesar
11 Jul 2003The Sacrifices I Make
15 Jul 2003Lazy From the Heat
Telegram!
17 Jul 2003Observation
18 Jul 2003Two Fer One PPF
20 Jul 2003"Work, work, work..."
I Don't Know What to Call This Blog Entry
From My Collection of Wacky Images...
21 Jul 2003I think I'm safe with this work rant
Not Bad!
Time For Your Midafternoon Rant
22 Jul 2003Blog Rules
I thought I was geekier...I am in the SCA, after all
23 Jul 2003I seem to be bitching about work a lot lately
Justification For Blogging (?)
24 Jul 2003Stream of Unconsciousness
Helpful Advice
"Well, if you take a look at my resume, you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields."
Make of this what you will
Neat, a Gorey Meme to go with my Desk Calendar!
25 Jul 2003From the Archives
28 Jul 2003PPF
Insidious
29 Jul 2003Picked a Bad Day to Go on Slimfast
Yet another work rant
30 Jul 2003Better Like This...or Like This?
Buy My Stuff!
31 Jul 2003Pacific Rim - that sounds incredibly rude!
1 Aug 2003Who moved my cake?
crap.
3 Aug 2003No I did NOT skew my answers to get this result
Things to do in Florida when you're dead
4 Aug 2003Happy Blog-Birthday!
PPF
poopie.
At last, a trite saying on a sign that I can agree with
What Would Jung Do?
5 Aug 2003Your ideas intrigue me
commoner
6 Aug 2003Musical Offices
7 Aug 2003Barfage
Since I Gave Up Hope, I Feel Much Better
Oh the places I've been
Titian! Honest to God!
8 Aug 2003What's puzzling you is the nature of the game.
Dude, can I score some Zyrtec?
Don't whistle while you work - please!
Time for a daily dose of inanity! (A harmless meme/quiz)
A thingee shaped like a turnip
9 Aug 2003Heh - at least two out of four are right...
10 Aug 2003Mmmmmm...PPF...
11 Aug 2003Haiku to a scam artist
12 Aug 2003What's the point?
13 Aug 2003Apologia
Funny items that won't be included in the minutes
"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip"
That's not a spicy meatball
14 Aug 2003An Anachronism Within an Anachronism
15 Aug 2003The blackout that saved Christmas
Welcome Back!
Eeewww!
A blog by any other name would be just as nerdy
16 Aug 2003TRAUMA!!!!!
TRAUMA UPDATE
More Trauma
Valuable lesson
Bleech
18 Aug 2003LOL! ;)
19 Aug 2003In comedy, timing is everything (PPF)
21 Aug 2003Housekeeping
I demand a recount!
22 Aug 2003Proof that I test well
"My insulin!"
24 Aug 2003Guess I shouldn't have had CPK Thai pizza for dinner?
Don't know about the "charming" bit
da PEERS (not the SCA kind either)
Three is a magic number
PPF - it's written in the stars
25 Aug 2003Time Warp
26 Aug 2003Another satisfied customer
27 Aug 2003Oh bother
28 Aug 2003kitty snot
29 Aug 2003PPF - there's no place like home
2 Sep 2003(No Title)
8 Sep 2003(No Title)
9 Sep 2003Upon the loss of one's mojo
Who knew it got hot in England?
10 Sep 2003I'm Tired
in-your-face factory warnings
11 Sep 2003Cruel Fate, Part Deux
You always feel neat, with a salad full of meat
WTF am I doing wrong?!?
12 Sep 2003Whazzup?
A woman on the move
To Professor, with affection
15 Sep 2003Tard Girl Strikes Again
Here's what he said
Another PPF Two-fer
17 Sep 2003Taking the risk
18 Sep 2003eep!
19 Sep 2003AccuWindow Weather Report
22 Sep 2003Browns Win One for the Ginevra - and - Too Much Booty in Sapp's Pants
This is in no way to be construed as an endorsement for Celebriducks
I Smell a set-up
23 Sep 2003Startling sight
Baby, you can drive my PPF
put me in, coach
24 Sep 2003You got that right
25 Sep 2003Productivity - your ass is grass and cable TV is the lawnmower
"I'll take 'bitching about work' for $200, Alex"
28 Sep 2003warning - football / Limbaugh rant, contains a potty-mouth word
D'oh!
30 Sep 2003Strangest Fortune Cookie Message Ever
1 Oct 2003Do you like Altoids? THEY'RE A DEADLY KILLER!
2 Oct 2003Welcome visitors
shut up brain
3 Oct 2003A Full Day's Supply of Vitamin PPF
Haven't posted one of these in a little while
7 Oct 2003No Tiki Statues, Alas
Crossing the Rubicon
10 Oct 2003"To recap - Grandma and Grandpa are gonna die, and, did you get the shampoo?"
Desserts is Stressed spelled backwards
13 Oct 2003birthday blah blah
14 Oct 2003The Book of PPF
15 Oct 2003Monday = Massage
Tuesday = Tampa Theatre
Thievish Knaves
16 Oct 2003Wednesday = Wienerschnitzel
Thursday = Thrashing the Coyotes
17 Oct 2003Thou art but a time-wasting quiz meme and a rougish varlet
Wake me up when the World Series is Over
20 Oct 2003Aw, I don't like it when the little rock is all depressed!
21 Oct 2003Friday = Fine Italian Cuisine
Saturday = SCA event
The groom wore a codpiece...
23 Oct 2003Chuck-A-Palooza - sort of
24 Oct 2003Pie are round, not square
28 Oct 2003time, time, time, see what's become of me
Or maybe I'm just tired from work
Observation
Why does Trick or Treat for adults have to be somewhat odiferous?
Eeep!
What's in a Jud?
29 Oct 2003"Two minus three equals negative fun!"
30 Oct 2003Journal of insanity
31 Oct 2003Test Prep
Happy Halloween
2 Nov 2003The envelope please
4 Nov 2003Happy Birthday, Guys!
5 Nov 2003Stupid global warming
6 Nov 2003oh-kay.....
7 Nov 2003self- promote or perish
I love people with too much time on their hands!
9 Nov 2003Writer's Block
10 Nov 2003Delicious, creamy overtime - access denied!
12 Nov 2003Say what?
17 Nov 2003Mixed Blessing
18 Nov 2003Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil Discovered on Sleepy College Campus!
BS from a wannabe English student
Stop the Insanity!
19 Nov 2003Why it's called massage "therapy"
Question
20 Nov 2003Baleeted!
21 Nov 2003Weekend Outlook
22 Nov 2003Worst. Blog Entry. Ever.
24 Nov 2003Fire Away, PPF
You'll be a dentist...
Santarchy!
"Hey kids, don't put your lips on that!"
26 Nov 2003Super Krap.
"Comb those Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you've got a deal!" "Don't try to change me, baby."
Interesting dental development
1 Dec 2003"rainbows and lollipops, and..."
Thank Gawd It's PPF
And here I thought it stood for Standard Operating Procedure
2 Dec 2003Prescription for disaster
Man Can Cook
3 Dec 2003"According to this government chart I should've died in 1972!"
4 Dec 2003"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!" (or, in today's instance, "CLAAAAAAAAAAAM!")
dream a little dream with me
I'll let the research do the talking here
5 Dec 2003I should have known Calvin was from my hometown!
6 Dec 2003Fly! Be Free!
"Ahead, cheese factor 9!"
7 Dec 2003Mars Needs Chocolate
14 Dec 2003We interrupt this blog...
16 Dec 2003Green Eyed Blog
17 Dec 2003A quiz since I'm so lame
Where the sidewalk begins...
The highlight of the day
File this under "It's Funny 'Cause It's True"
19 Dec 2003A Shameless Plug for My Favorite Band
A Minute With Dr. Ginevra (I don't have a Ph.D., but would like one)
Is it possible for a Renaissance ensemble to rock?
20 Dec 2003Anguished English
21 Dec 2003'Tis the Season
22 Dec 2003Ack!
The Lure of E-Bay
More camera geekery
23 Dec 2003No static at all...FM
monkey monkey monkey monkey MONKEY!
24 Dec 2003Happy Decemberween!
29 Dec 2003Holiday Bulletin
2 Jan 2004 Auld Lang Syne...whatever that means
5 Jan 20042003 According to Me
13 Jan 2004W00t!, as the young kids say
14 Jan 2004Monkey Hate Write, Monkey Like Socialization
15 Jan 2004Missus Est
Helpful Hint for All Floridians
16 Jan 2004Deliberately Vague Rant
17 Jan 2004Rumor control
Generations of "fuck"
18 Jan 2004I'll never get used to this place
19 Jan 2004The Curse of the Typo
Christmas Loot Recap
20 Jan 2004Clark, D00d, Update Your Blog
21 Jan 2004"We start with seven different kinds of sugar..."
Photo Blog #1
"He's from Vermont! That's practically in Canada!"
26 Jan 2004From the WTF File
27 Jan 2004Sad but true stuff
Photoblog #2
28 Jan 2004Futterman's Rule
29 Jan 2004I demand a recount
silly quiz
2 Feb 2004pixel lamentation
Pucker up, buttercup
3 Feb 2004The five day forecast calls for a 75% chance of suck
I called the Witch Doctor, and this is what he said
And you can get them at Borders!
6 Feb 2004Another bulletin from Castle Graydork
"Someone just submitted a word-of-mouth connection about you at our website..." yeah, right
9 Feb 2004Photo Blog #3
12 Feb 2004Photo Blog #4 - Now with Talking Heads Lyrics
The real problem with television
17 Feb 2004Random observation
18 Feb 2004For all my SCA Homies
19 Feb 2004Cut your heart out with a spoon
20 Feb 2004Grab your black berets, it's found poetry time!
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Tell someone you love, 'I love you'"
23 Feb 2004Everyone has one
25 Feb 2004Arthritis in my skull
26 Feb 2004I like pop psychology, I like Harry Potter!
27 Feb 2004"Yesterday we played with our balls..."
"Another great idea from the guy who brought you beer milkshakes!"
Spring of 1930
29 Feb 2004Leap This
The advantage (?) to not having a real office with walls and a door is that I get to listen to cow-orkers say wacky things like this:
1 Mar 2004Tom Petty was right! The waiting really IS the hardest part!
5 Mar 2004Jovial Bob, clearly a man obsessed with underwear
"What happened to my website?"
Vast, Red Meat Conspiracy
6 Mar 2004Grad school response tally to date
8 Mar 2004Taste sensation that's sweeping the nation
Everyone has her price
red meat conspiracy part 2
14 Mar 2004Grad school response tally update
vast, red meat conspiracy - "you can't handle the truth!"
targeted marketing from spammers?
16 Mar 2004Look, Ma, shared toothbrushes!
"Miss Hoover, the worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?"
18 Mar 2004keeping my distance
19 Mar 2004When life sends you spam, make lemonade (more found poetry)
22 Mar 2004"You know, black and white would just capture the moment so nicely, don't you think?"
24 Mar 2004Another installment of found poetry
26 Mar 2004Days of Blam Blam, Years of Kablooie
Photoblog Blast from the Past
30 Mar 2004Make of this what you will
1 Apr 2004Let's get this over with
2 Apr 2004Impetus
5 Apr 2004Time, time, time, see what's become of me
7 Apr 2004Lard Lad
Consumed by consumer culture
Ageism
12 Apr 2004What a way to start the day
Stinky Lunch
Another installment of Found Poetry
19 Apr 2004Brain Trust
20 Apr 2004The envelope please
23 Apr 2004Do you like talc? IT'S A DEADLY KILLER!
Cheaters
Politics - wake me when the election is over
Photoblog #5
26 Apr 2004Early Birds
27 Apr 2004Stop the madness
29 Apr 2004When is a computer lab not a computer lab?
30 Apr 2004Making the Best of a Bad Situation
3 May 2004Give the people what they want
4 May 2004Attention Earth Humans
6 May 2004Warning to Customer Service Types
7 May 2004"Should I grow a devil beard?"
"More Cowbell!"
11 May 2004"Shut yo' mouth!"
14 May 2004Let them eat cake
16 May 2004Words fail me - and apparently they fail this spammer, too
17 May 2004Soup's up - and out
19 May 2004Sympathy for Martha
20 May 2004A Tale of Two Maxxes
21 May 2004My other couch is a Zamboni
Lather, rinse, repeat
23 May 2004W00t!, as the young kids say
25 May 2004Fluff. But fun fluff for nerdy literature nerds.
27 May 2004Kerry is So Very...
The Importance of Being Honest - in a subtle sort of way
28 May 2004Chiquitas
31 May 2004I Quit!
1 Jun 2004"Someone's stinky!...Oh, it's me."
This may be the last installment of Found Poetry
Why is it so damn hot?
Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Schlock
3 Jun 2004Wherever you go, there you are
5 Jun 2004g0al!
6 Jun 2004Boxed in and drawn out
7 Jun 2004Me so happy, me want to cry!
8 Jun 2004A Lady of Leisure
Dance, Habby!
Dewey Defeats Truman
9 Jun 2004Workin' in a coal mine
10 Jun 2004I love a parade
11 Jun 2004No yard sale
15 Jun 2004Horovitz: "Word up, those shits are good."
June 20
To recap...
18 Jun 2004birth of a freckle
20 Jun 2004damn you, TV!
22 Jun 2004Sweet Distraction
a brief vignette from yesterday
Stalked by a geneologist
24 Jun 2004Taste sensation that's...ruining my tastebuds!
Edited here, but not in real life
28 Jun 2004School Daze
29 Jun 2004Coming out
30 Jun 2004Hate neither the player nor the game
1 Jul 2004Blog Goulash
7 Jul 2004grand theft auto
13 Jul 2004A somewhat hiatus
22 Jul 2004Uma says, read this!
29 Jul 2004Our house is now a home
2 Aug 2004'twas the last week of the semester
10 Aug 2004SCA stuff
So funny I forgot to laugh
Another coincidence
11 Aug 2004I'm not sure - is this spam?
12 Aug 2004Bonnie and Clyde Charley
18 Aug 2004I'll stick to Q-Tips, thanks anyway
23 Aug 2004school of rock
25 Aug 2004"You think it's chocolate milk, but it's watered down Yoo Hoo"
29 Aug 2004the week in review
31 Aug 2004Dear Swifties
2 Sep 2004BURGLEFLICKLE!
BOHICA!
5 Sep 2004civil war
"It's coming right for us!"
10 Sep 2004the mind boggles...
11 Sep 2004guess what's hitting the fan?
12 Sep 2004FYI
13 Sep 2004"I'm so tired..."
15 Sep 2004There's a giant question mark over my head from this
16 Sep 2004Now that's why I came here!
17 Sep 2004Stupid spam that I thought I'd mini-rant about
22 Sep 2004Watch this space.
23 Sep 2004An update for Lucy Lunchmeat, because she asked for one
30 Sep 2004on young writers
1 Oct 2004"He forgot Poland!"
4 Oct 2004One of my favorites
5 Oct 2004Ummmm...thanks?
6 Oct 2004Because I'm mean
8 Oct 2004The circle of life
10 Oct 2004What I'm up against
12 Oct 2004An Exceedingly Angry Entry
14 Oct 2004Working Title
16 Oct 2004no title
18 Oct 2004Sorry about the quiz, but I am Beastie Boys crazy!
25 Oct 2004blargh
26 Oct 2004FOOD POISONING!
1 Nov 2004I have made over 800 posts here, is that time well spent?
10 Nov 2004The UPS Guy Rings Twice
And, it's stranger than fiction
11 Nov 2004?Moo?
Why a bee?
12 Nov 2004"The Knights Next Door"
15 Nov 2004Product Review
18 Nov 2004grading, evaluating, responding to, and, occasionally, failing
24 Nov 2004In Brief (or, in boxer shorts, if that's your choice)
recipe runaround
28 Nov 2004wash that thought right out of my hair
30 Nov 2004Random thought between the snooze alarms
Get Some Brontë on Ya!
1 Dec 2004What Would Jung Do?
5 Dec 2004I like eBay, but this is beyond my understanding
What price health?
How Many ww Points?
6 Dec 2004Behold the wonder of the Internet -
Wisdom from the Beastie Boys
Ebay, home of the world's shittiest customer service
7 Dec 2004Almost there
10 Dec 2004Done!
20 Dec 2004Report Card, and then some
23 Dec 2004Buy stock in Kleenex, now!
28 Dec 2004A New Concoction
30 Dec 2004A moment of silence, please
2 Jan 2005It figures
My First Pointless Meme of 2005!
3 Jan 2005World's Cutest Cat
Ask and You Shall Receive
4 Jan 2005Thought for the day
5 Jan 2005worst. health insurance. evar.
I found it!
7 Jan 2005AB! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11one
Hooray for bath towels
11 Jan 2005Show me the damn money!
12 Jan 2005iconic
13 Jan 2005"Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia"
18 Jan 2005you've come a long way, baby - but not long enough
19 Jan 2005Good Things
Bad Things
22 Jan 2005product placement
26 Jan 2005What would Freud think?
slash dot exclamation point!
27 Jan 2005fishy!
2 Feb 2005frowny face deluxe!
7 Feb 2005Weirder than you
stuff. just stuff.
9 Feb 2005the drawbacks of DIY
20 Feb 2005gimme gimme
23 Feb 2005"Acting!" "Genius!" "Thank You!"
25 Feb 2005SNL
2 Mar 2005lion/lamb duality
7 Mar 2005dear dream diary - ewww!
Free Willy Shakespeare!
10 Mar 2005Another one bites the dust
Alberta doesn't suck, but Calgary does
16 Mar 2005more weird dream stuff
18 Mar 2005no clever title here
22 Mar 2005Take the "Culture of Life" Hypocrite Quiz!
Book lovers, beware
23 Mar 2005Hypocrite update
27 Mar 2005Random Easter Observances
Today is Claire's Birthday!
suspicious
29 Mar 2005Worst. Blog Entry. Ever.
1 Apr 2005Purple and green
3 Apr 2005"woo hoo! Cheap meat!"
4 Apr 2005 "When you add heat to nuts, it brings out the flavor."
8 Apr 2005The blog version of empty calories
9 Apr 2005(No Title)
13 Apr 2005"That's no moon - that's a space station!"
Evil has better chocolate
Preach on, Jung
14 Apr 2005Poetry Factoid
"I can't let you do that, Godfrey."
15 Apr 2005McCraptacular
16 Apr 2005Meet Snow, or, Day of the Ferret
18 Apr 2005One Wedding and a Funeral, or, Life Through the Lens of cable news
Happy Birthday Lisa
20 Apr 2005Rebound Pope
23 Apr 2005New Diet Plan?
24 Apr 2005 "Brain and brain, what is brain?"
28 Apr 2005gone fishin'
11 May 2005Day of the Ferret Part 2
16 May 2005A dose of obscure 80s pop culture
25 May 2005Unrelated
26 May 2005Re: Re-Grand Opening
31 May 2005somebody set us up the bomb
1 Jun 2005Gaston Phoebus - the Movie!
8 Jun 2005Fun With Food
12 Jun 2005Who will be the next Food Network Star? More importantly, who cares?
14 Jun 2005I hate our insurance company, part 3714
15 Jun 2005Seasonal Affective Disorder with a difference
16 Jun 2005It all makes sense now
20 Jun 2005*sulk*
22 Jun 2005Still not deep at 900
23 Jun 2005All Hail the Mighty $
28 Jun 2005Fun with Cable TV Food Programming
1 Jul 2005ATTENTION FOOD NETWORK EXECS
Werd (of the day)
8 Jul 2005How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Storm
20 Jul 2005placeholder entry
28 Jul 2005More of that high quality blogging you've come to expect
12 Aug 2005random Simpsons quote
17 Aug 2005come on down!
22 Sep 2005Stasis doesn't mean goodbye
30 Jan 2006NO HOTLINK-Y IMAGES, YO!
