Monday I got to do something I've wanted to do for quite some time. I got to go see an NFL game in person. Let me tell you, it was even better than I imagined it would be, truth be told. The seats were excellent, and as a bonus, I got to see the Dolphins lose. I didn't sleep much that night. That's what I get for having a Diet Coke after 3 p.m. I won't bore you with the details, suffice it to say I had a wonderful time and I hope to repeat the experience again some day.

The Tampa Bay cheerleaders wear long boots, I wonder if that makes their calves sweat.