Okay, it's November, and the temperature is holding steady at 85 degrees. This is most vexatious! I have boots and sweaters to wear! I have all these neat jackets! Not to mention my leopard print gloves with the faux fur cuffs! I shouldn't be wearing sundresses and sandals! It's an outrage! What, are we going to have one day where I can pretend this place is normal and wear long sleeves without sweating? And did I mention that the A/C in my car is still not functioning? And at $500 to get it fixed, you can bet that it will remain non-functional!

The humanity!