Sometimes, when I eject a CD from the drive, it causes the computer to crash in spectacular fashion. Fortunately, I'm a believer in Ctrl-S, so I didn't lose a bunch of work, but that's just one more item in my Pile of Aggravation. It goes along with Annoying Loud and Offkey-Singing Custodian and VP of Marketing trying to screw with me in an attempt to be funny, among other things.

Let this serve as a public service announcement: I am the new Editor-in-Chief of Bad Mood Magazine. Gawd help you all. Only Godiva Liquer can appease the monstrosity of the Editor-in-Chief. That, and quite possibly, beer.