"America's Best Clown?" Is there even such a thing? Isn't that like saying, "France's Best Mime?" This guy's somewhat disturbing image is on billboards all over town:
At first I thought that Ringling Bros. had hired a demented freak to be the ringmaster for the circus this year. But it turns out he's Bello, America's Best Clown, as voted by Time magazine. Don't they have more important things to do, like figure out who's the sexiest person alive?
But then it hit me: Bello is the evil twin of...
The Slim Jim Guy! Who is "agile, athletic and full of fun" - in my book, anyway.
