THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
self-righteous/intolerant people
the possibility of nuclear war caused by sentient computers (well, any nuclear war, for that matter)
death (sometimes)

THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Spanish
Carrot Top being employed in the enterainment industry
Organized religion

THREE THINGS I’D LIKE TO LEARN
acceptance of things the way they are
how to get wealthy without having to sue someone
Italian

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
eyeglasses
toe rings
leopard print robe

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
paper (lots)
talking spongebob figure
giant inflatable bee

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
See a Browns game in person, preferrably in Cleveland
have someone buy one of my paintings (and not because they feel sorry for me)
be a published writer

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
Weird
zany
stream-of-conciousness

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
impatient
prone to depression
stubborn

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
English
Scottish
German

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
height
eye color
left-handedness

THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
TMJ
pancreas
weight

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU
I have eyelashes sprouting from the inner corners of my eyes
I was in a sorority
I listen to New Order

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
D'oh!
TIE: I want that - or - Ex-cellent (a la Mr. Burns)
I have to clean my house

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
Italy
England (sorry, Lunchbox)
Egypt

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
Karen
Ginevra
Karenski

THREE AOL SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
kkegypt (that's the only one)