I'll Say She Is!
Monday, 10 February 2003
No Escaping the Media Mongol
Big Mac Killa

SO I had the arena football game on to keep me company while I sewed. It was Orlando vs. Tampa Bay; Jay Gruden, football god John's brother, is the Orlando QB, so it was no surprise that the grimacing gridiron guru was there in the stands. But guess who was with him? Warren Sapp, of course, and they had to interview him and discuss the retro Pittsburgh Pirates jersey he was wearing. Don't you just know that he probably went to the game with John Gruden just to get some post-season face time on the tube? When will the madness end?

Posted by ginevra (link)
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The worst part of that is that if he's on the town with him, Gruden probably won't trade the blabbermouth. Why can't Chucky party with Jurevicius?
Well, Jurevicious is Mr. New Dad, so he's not likely to be out on the town. But there has to be others on the team for him to hang with besides Twinkie Killah.
If it was me, I'd party with Chartric Darby; there's nothing like a 300 lb black man with a name like an 8 year-old English street urchin.
"Me name's Chartric Darby, beggin' your lordship's pardon."
Ellis Wyms is another good name. At least Chidi Ahanotu went to Buffalo. Strangely, they're all D-lineman.