New penis grown on boy's arm! No, seriously, it's not from the Weekly World News, it's from the legitimate-looking website Ananova. There's a picture of the new wiener, actually it looks more like a sweet potato. This penis growth breakthrough (hey, didn't I get an e-mail about that earlier today?) happened in Russia. I thought their economy was lousy, how can they have the time and money to invest in figuring out how to make a new schlong for a kid stupid enough to pee on an electric fence? And don't you agree that if he's dumb enough to do that, it's kind of a sign that he doesn't deserve a second chance?