I can't believe how lame some of my cow-orkers are! A customer service engineer-type was talking about a generator shaft, which of course just begged for someone (me) to shout "Shut yo' mouth! I'm just talkin' about Shaft!" And the guy had never even heard of Shaft! Not even the remake! I even sang the song to him, and it only made him blush -- "Who's the black private dick who's the sex machine to all the chicks? SHAFT! Damn right."

*sigh* My comic genius is so wasted here.