As much as I bitch about Florida, I have to admit that sometimes the scenery here is spectacular. I drive over two bridges on my commute to work, and I’ve seen some amazing sights. Giant fish leaping out of the bay. Every shade of blue/green water possible. Pink tropical birds. Dolphins frolicking in the waves. Huge, imposing cloud banks, the portents of storms. Noble osprey devouring their piscine prey. Pelicans executing daredevil dives. Brightly-colored tropical fauna.

But, until yesterday afternoon, I had never seen a man urinating on a palm tree.