I'll Say She Is!
Wednesday, 26 February 2003
Up With PageMaker

Microsoft Word sucks, it is the most clumsy, stupid, vexatious, awkward, unyielding software program known to humankind, and any engineering society expecting technical papers to be submitted in Word format should be forced to have Carrot Top as its keynote speaker.

Posted by ginevra (link)
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I am prisoner of Word - I have learned to make it dance when I have to, but it's limitations and insane little quirks drive me mad. I don't know a more idiosyncratic self-conscious piece of software out there.

And I don't care how bad it gets, Carrot Top's presence is NEVER justified.

Maybe Yahoo Serious or Pauly Shore.
Pauly Shore should never be an option. Ever.
Sorry about the Word document. I forget you've not been weaned on Big Bill's word processor.
It's just so darned wonky!!!