This is awful. First of all, we had a random check-up from the cable company. We had ordered Very Basic Cable TV years ago when we got DSL, turns out we had been getting it gratis. They were going to pull the plug on us - unless we took advantage of a special limited time offer. So a few minutes later, a switch was flipped, and I was watching Spongebob. And then And Now For Something Completely Different. So now I have a dazzling array of viewing to choose from - HGTV, Food Network, among others - must...resist...urge...to...watch...TV...

"Help me, Spock! Help me, Kirk!"