It's about 7 in the morning, and we're experiencing a thunderstorm.

In January.

????

This can't be right. I better not go out there and see it raining frogs or locusts or whatever. I'm going to have to mow the lawn if this keeps up. If mowing is on the agenda, I better not see that damn rodent again.

Addendum: I note that the pollen levels are at high. Great. This is usually the one month I don't have to deal with being allergic to this place. Hrumph.