I drove by a "Free Will" church yesterday. Isn't that an oxymoron? I also drove by a humane society with this sign - "Neuter your male - only $5". How many wives do you suppose checked out that offer?

While I was driving I was sweating. I know you people buried in snow don't have any sympathy, but it's in the 80s here with humidity of 90%. In March. I'm going to have to mow my lawn and get my car A/C recharged, these are not things you should be doing in early March. Fricken' global warming!