Unless I recognize your e-mail address, any e-mail with the subject header "Hi" will be deleted. I usually don't fall for it, but thought I'd make it official.

Stupid spammers.

On a slightly related note - if you sell overpriced advertising, don't leave me a voicemail expecting me to call you back. It's your job to call me, see? Just as it's my job to tell you that my employer isn't interested. Also, if you leave a message about getting our ad in a specific edition, and I don't call you back, it means that we aren't going to buy the ad. Got it?