Got my new voter ID card in the mail last week. Since many Floridians can't get the hang of the punch card thing, in my county we're moving to touch-screen voting. (To see our tax dollars at work, click here.) The sample ballot that came with the card contains names like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Harriet Tubman, and Susan B. Anthony. No wonder there's so much confusion come election time, especially since our real choices will likely come down to Janet Reno and a Son of a Bush.