It was funny to watch some hammerhead in an SUV spin out the other day, making too fast a turn on a rain-slicked highway. It was funny once I figured he wasn't going to hit me, anyway.

I suppose cars are being built pretty sturdy these days, this morning some numbskull rear-ended a car that had the temerity to stop at a red light. There was no damage, so the parties involved decided to go on with their lives without involving the authorities.

And what is up with the skyrocketing price of Iraqi SUV Juice, anyway? It zoomed up 10 cents within 24 hours after I filled 'er up.