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Thursday, 27 May 2004
Kerry is So Very...
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Maybe it's just me - but John Kerry makes my teeth itch. He makes me so uncomfortable. Like wearing really itchy polyester from the 1970s. Who the hell thought he was "more electable" than Dubya? I mean, really, who? There is nothing positive about this guy - and the argument that "at least he's not Bush" isn't good enough. Every time Kerry opens his mouth, wackiness comes out of it. And we're not talking Robin Williams wacky here. We're talking classic doublespeak, spin, flimflam artist stuff. What's a nation to do? This country needs something more than either candidate has to offer.


Posted by ginevra (link)
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You're right on everything except one; "at least he's not Bush." Bush has stolen our liberties, screwed our economy, invaded countries without valid reason; cost our country lives, money and respect, all for the almighty dollar. He's too stupid to be as evil as his father, but I would vote for a retarded, quadriplegic orangutan before Bush.
Posted by Lunchbox on 27 May 2004 14:59
But this is America! You shouldn't have to vote for a retarded, quadriplegic orangutan because he's the better candidate! You should vote for that monkey because you like him!
Posted by Ginevra on 27 May 2004 16:35
Yeah, but Kerry seems to be the retarded, quadriplegic orangutan the Democratic Party has settled on this time.

*sigh*

I'm almost to the point of saying ANYTHING but Bush. The retarded, quadriplegic orangutan would be acceptable.
Posted by ciorstan on 27 May 2004 20:17