Okay, this is the last straw. Someone thought it would be real cool to put one of those stupid "Billy Big Mouth Bass" fake-fish-things on Linda's desk while she's out this week. How many times before the novelty of the animatronic fish dancing to "Don't Worry, Be Happy" or "Take Me to the River" wears off? It's bad enough that one of the marketing engineers loves to set off a plush hamster on a Harley that plays "Born to be Wild." Now this. And the Latin American sales rep has taken up residence in the cube next to mine, (there's so many empty cubes, why that one?) so I get to listen to high volume Spanish all day. Fortunately, Fearless Leader (the Marketing VP) happened into my cube and noticed the noise level, so I think he's going to make a suggestion that the rep upgrade to a cubicle in the nicer part of town.