My employer decided to hold a Chili Cook-Off for us wage slaves Friday, in honor of Valentine's Day. I can see the tie-in - love can make you sweat and your stomach hurt. There were 19 different chilis to sample, and I can tell you one thing: I will never sample 19 chilis in one sitting ever again. I'm serious.
The fix was in big time, I caught the receptionist with a guilty look on her face putting all her votes for the HR person's entry, which won second place. I'm pretty sure at least one of the GLOM (Gorgeous Ladies of Marketing) stuffed the ballot box in my favor, but to no avail. This is the year I plan on proving to everyone that I am a decent cook, but a rigged office chili contest is not the vehicle to do so.