An intriguing offer arrived via e-mail today: "Grow your Penis Safely and Naturally!" Now, THAT'S what I call a science fair project! I wonder, is it like those sea monkey kits they used to advertise in comic books? Do they send you a packet and all you have to do is just add water? How long (no pun intended) does it take to grow one of those? Wow, what will they think of next?
