Soupervisor: "So, would you be able to leave here a few hours early and buy some office supplies?"
Me:"Does the Pope wear a funny hat?"
Sometimes it pays to be me. In this case, my well-known skills as a shopper were enlisted. The company is hosting a dinner party at the FL Aquarium next month, and Soup wanted some blue envelopes for the invitations, and maybe stickers with fish on them. I scored envelopes with water and fish printed on them in full color, for a very reasonable price.
Ginevra, for all your shopping needs.