Get this: olive & feta flavored crackers. The package claims they're "great for entertaining". I say they're great for hording and inhaling. Too good to share. Top them with Cajun Krab Dip, and there's a party in my mouth! And some of you are invited!

This taste sensation has been brought to you by the Super Target. That's right, a Target on steroids, complete with groceries. While I find that Super Mal-Warts always have a sense of despair about them, Super Target is fun! I mean, they have Isaac Mizrahi designing for them! What's not to like? Nothing! They have a Starbuck's and fresh sushi! Hooray Super Target!