"Shut your phone hole!"
"Meanwhile we're stuck dealing with Captain Crunchy, who's wearing a big belt buckle."
A Hispanic guy saying "Pardon my French".
ADDENDUM: Check out this recipe for Captain Crunchy Chicken with Dr. Pepper Cornbread. The chicken is rolled in Peanut Butter Captain Crunch crumbs. This must be either strangely tasty, or absolutely gross.
