Why do I feel sorry for Martha Stewart? I have no idea. Usually I have no sympathy for people who break the law, especially wealthy people. I'm not a big fan of hers - though I do like her magazine and modelled my bridal bouquet after one I found in her Weddings magazine (a rose pomander, it was indeed "a good thing"). It's widely known that she's not a nice person...and yet, the thought of her languishing in prison, attempting to assemble tab-top curtains with the prison laundry, or trying to come up with fresh herbs for the evening prison gruel, is depressing to me.