I dreamt that I was in a craft store, composing an Elizabethan sonnet, when I was approached by Huey Lewis. He started flirting with me and asked me on a date. So I figured, why not? I'm not too fond of "Workin' for a Livin'", as it has been on heavy rotation since its debut in 1982, but since then he has appeared on at least one ESPN commercial, playing cards with Chris Berman, so that increased his coolness factor just enough.

So, on our date, I learned of Huey's secret identity - he was BATMAN! I found this out because Robin called on Batman to help him destroy an adult entertainment complex. But it was the mother of all such establishments, it was this neon skyscraper filled with smut merchants. Only Huey Lewisman refused to destroy the building, saying he would be a hypocrite if he did so, since he had some naughty DVDs at the Batcave.

And then I woke up. Talk about good timing!