The challenge - compose a poem with the subject lines from e-mails that arrived in my webmaster address. I only added punctuation, articles and conjunctions.

The Electro

Chic Parkinson, take your chance!
Get a stiff Cheyenne, boggle Ellsworth.

Pencil dick? Nope...but
Bedevil Jingle Brazil,
Perky geopolitic -
Breed, intimidate!

The ironside counterclockwise
Where?

Seductive, awash with
Detriment embeddable - gratuitous.

The fox a redneck, buckboard.