"I'm going home to suckle upon NyQuil's murky green teat," I declared to my soup-ervisor, having come in to the office late to begin with. This sinus infection brought to you by the insurance company named after a mountain in Italy, who took over two weeks to approve my petition to stay on Zyrtek. I should be grateful they're covering a $70 medication, but now my co-pay is $30, not $15.
Rat Bastards.
