At what point were the good folks at Financial Aid going to tell me there was a problem with my student loan, hmmmm? Maybe sometime after I got evicted from the apartment? SALLIE MAE, I am talking to you too, young lady, your automated system assured me with its dulcet prerecorded tones that I'd have the cash in hand last week, the first week of school. Good thing I thought to call your sorry ass - why the hell your system has me attending a satellite branch of this fine institution is beyond me. Wouldn't my mailing address indicate that I lived in that town??? And is saying you attend one branch while in actuality enrolling in another branch of the same school a typical student scam? In other words, why the hold up?

Fortunately, I get paid tomorrow, so after paying rent we'll have about $3.54 in the bank account. I'm sure I can stretch that until they decide to forward the loan.