I'll not likely get to Europe in this current lifetime, but I have been to over 30 states, with visits to dazzling places such as:*
Idaho Falls
Freehold, NJ
Schenectady, NY
Colorado Springs - one of my favorite cities to visit
Burlington, CO
Lost Wages, NV
Sacramento, CA
Whatever city the University of New Hampshire is in
Columbia, SC
Some town in Iowa where I got food poisoning from a Hardees - the hotel I stayed in there had icky old carpeting
Richmond, VA
A couple of places in North Carolina
Birmingham, AL
Nogales, AZ
Kokomo, IN (strangely, the town was not in the FL Keys - once again, pop music lies)
Las Angeles (had dinner in Hollywood and got to see the famous Hollywood sign on the side of that hill there - you know the one)
Nawlins
Nashville, TN - I saw this way-cool exhibition on Napoleon while I was there, I wish I'd bought the catalog!
Westcliffe, CO
Piqua, OH
San Francisco, CA (I walked on the Golden Gate Bridge)
A very tiny town outside of Amarillo, Texas, the name of which escapes me
Tiajuana, Mexico (declared by Krusty the Clown as "The happiest place on Earth!")
Omaha, NE (Actually, they have a very cool zoo there, complete with an indoor model rainforest)
Elizabethtown, KY (the state, not the jelly, get your mind out of the gutter!)
St. Louis, MO - I kind of like it there; since the brewery's there, Busch beer on tap tastes pretty good in that town
*Note: Level of dazzle varies by city.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to eat pudding out of the cup without a spoon.