(Part of an ongoing rant against spammers-)

"fabuklous! I took the only one pijll of Cialgs and that was such a GREAT weekend! All the girls at the party were just punch-drungk with my potentiagl I have fgcked all of them THREE times but my dgck WAS able to do some more! Cgalis - it`s COOL!!! The best weekend stuff I've ever trgied! Haven`t you tgried yet?"

Who would buy a product with advertising copy like this? That's not even English! I mean, really - what is this spammer thinking? "Oh, I have a great idea, I'll spam thousands of people with a barely understandable message! That will be sure to drive them to buy my product!"

Die, spammers, die! I'm pretty sure the Bible mentions extra retribution against you!

On a slightly related note - does anyone else get the giggles when that commercial for the "erectile dysfunction" drug mentions the need for "immediate medical attention" for erections that last four or more hours? Isn't that the sort of stuff you read about in those "gentlemen's publications"? "Dear Playboy, you'll never believe what happened to me at the hospital when I had a strange reaction to Cialis..."