Humiditas, the god of Florida weather, is angry. He refuses to loosen his grasp upon us. We are languishing, wilting in the heat and humidity. The weatherwise call it "unseasonable". I call it too damn hot for the end of October.
To appease Humiditas, I have left him an offering. I have placed four lawn flamingoes in the back yard. Perhaps now he will let the temperature sink down to 80 or so.
