Originally I caught some local DJ's talking about these ten questions. Then I caught an episode of "Inside the Actor's Studio" on Bravo, where I learned they are a regular feature of host James Lipton. Doing some more research, it turns out that he stole them from French journalist Bernard Pivot. (Bored at work? Here's a game that lets you guess the answers past actors have given on the program.) Anyway, for grins, here's my answers:

What is your favorite word? - That changes all the time. Currently it's 'incredible'. Or is it 'amazing'?

what is your least favorite word? - 'no' or 'can't'.

What turns you on? - Brains, a great sense of humor, and confidence.

What turns you off? - Rudeness, itchy fabric, and colors that don't coordinate.

What is the sound or noise that you love? - My friends laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate? - Babies and little children crying/screaming. Also the constant barking of neighborhood dogs.

what is your favorite curse word? - The 'F' word. It's so versatile. But Mom, if you're reading this, I never say it.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? - I'd like to be an artist, specifically a painter.

What profession would you not like to participate in? - Surgeon, I'm quite squeamish.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "Come on in, relax, you did okay. We'll have your immediate past life debriefing in a couple of days. Meanwhile the party's just starting."