I had one of the strangest conversations in my recent memory today. This guy from South America wanted to know what you call the device that makes holes in paper. "Uh, we call that a three-hole punch." "Oh, that's what it's called in Spanish, too!" However, the actual conversation took ten minutes.
The engineers ate all the food at the lunch buffet before we could get any lunch, I've been at work since 7:30 AM, and I'm tired of wearing company logo shirts. They make me feel like a corporate tool. Yeah, I know - bitch, bitch, bitch.