Well, it could be worse.....

The Heat Miser Song
by Maury Laws and Jules Bass

[Heat Miser]
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
[Heat Miser]
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
[Chorus]
He's too much!
[Heat Miser]
Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken):Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! Hee hee!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
[Heat Miser]
Sing it!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
[Heat Miser]
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
[All]
Too Much!



The Snow Miser Song
by Maury Laws and Jules Bass

[Snow Miser]
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
[Chorus]
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
[Snow Miser]
That's right!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
[Snow Miser]
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
[Chorus]
He's too much!
[Snow Miser]
I never want to see a day
That's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!
[Chorus]
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
[Snow Miser]
That's right!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
[Snow Miser]
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
... too much.
[All]
Too Much!

Ooh, I LIKE that one! I'm partial to the Cold Miser, personally, since he and I see eye-to-eye on the ideal temperature.

I am looking for the sheet music for this song any ideas where I can find it.
Thanx

Hey, I'm looking for sheet music for the Miser songs as well. Any hints? I'd appreciate any help I can get.

I am also looking for sheet music, tablature, or chords for the Miser songs. Can anyone please help? Thanks a bunch.

hi my name is heather, and i am doing a fun spotlight with my friend and it is the heat miser and snow miser song, and i cant find the sheet music, i have looked everywhere and still cant find it, if i don't have the music by the end of the week, the spot light and all the work we put into this thing will be cancelled, please help me, i need the music and i need it fast, please sorry about such little time, it is hard work finding sheet music i didn't know it would take this long and be this hard, please help me. it would mean the world!!! Thank you for your time.

I'm looking for it too. I guess for next year though since it is now Christmas eve 2005.

Ragtime/Swing songs aren't the most popular for tablaturists, our best bet is if someone has the tabs for the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy version of it.