It's early evening and I'm about halfway through my paper. I can't watch the new Egyptian special on TLC tonight (as heralded by the angry Pharaoh in some hilarious commercials) because I'm being a good potential grad school student and writing her paper. Meh. I could use some chocolate. No I couldn't, I've gained a couple of pounds recently. Man, all this self-denial. Watch out world, this can't be maintained forever.
