Helpful Hint #1: Don't bother to call a sports radio station to say that Warren Sapp is a poor role model for our youth because he spits chewing tobacco on the floor. First of all - he's Warren Sapp, for cryin' out loud! He got busted for smoking pot in college! What do you expect, an angel? Second of all, didn't we decide that professional atheletes weren't the best role models to choose for kids? Third of all...quit whining on sports radio!!

Helpful hint #2: If you decide to change a major document that has to be printed and shipped out to at least a hundred places, and it has to go out before January first...how's about making those changes sometime before the day the document is scheduled to be printed?