I always know something is seriously, seriously wrong when I begin thinking that lunch at McDonalds would be tasty. Like there's a massive vitamin deficiency of some rare but essential mineral in my body and it's making me think crazy thoughts like that. McDonalds "food" leaves a weird film on my tongue. And the meat is dry. Why on earth do thoughts of a quarter pounder with cheese and fries taunt me with the delusion that they would taste great right about now?