10. I hate how you complain and moan when the temperature dips below 80 degrees. And how you stare at me in disbelief as I explain how much I like overcast, chilly days, as if any disagreement with your world view is sacrilege.

9. I can't stand it when you speed up just enough to prevent me from changing lanes the nanosecond I put on my turn signal. I'm not trying to beat you to the finish line, skippy, I'm just trying to get home!

8. I hate the way you accept everything at face value, no shade of gray for you! Everything's just black and white, isn't it?

7. Would you get you, your wandering child, and your shopping cart filled with Twinkies and Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs out of the middle of the aisle? Other people are trying to get groceries too, ya know. And while you're at it, do you think it would be too much trouble for you to keep your kid out of the store window displays at the mall? Or how about NOT parking in the fire lane in front of the store for once?

6. While we're talking about your snot-nosed brats, do you have any idea whatsoever that using your three-year-old to record your answering machine message is STUPID?!

5. If I didn't like animals as much as I do, I'd arrange for an 'accident' to befall your dog, since you think nothing of allowing to bark nonstop at 3 a.m.

4. I'm just plain sick of your lies. If you told the truth it would probably indicate an upcoming Apocalypse.

3. And your hypocrisy, too. Do you actually comprehend that you don't follow the advice you spew upon the Internet?

2. I hate how you refuse to take responsibility for your actions. YOU'RE the one who got yourself into this mess.

1. That mindless whistling! Cut it out!

Whew - I feel much better now. So, what do you hate?