Singing Potatoes
Thursday, 5 October 2006
That can't possibly be right
Jet Engine

While waiting for a server upgrade to finish, I clipped all the commercials out of the season 3 premiere of Lost.

It clocked in at under 25 minutes, including the teaser for next week. I figured I had to have thrown out a couple of segments of show along with the commercials, so I tried again. Same result.

Twenty-five minutes of show. Thirty-five minutes of commercials.

Absolutely fucking pathetic.

Update: It seems it's the VLC media player that's underreporting it as under 25 minutes (24:30 on Windows, 24:42 on Linux). Totem and Kaboodle both report it as being 24:34 long. All Windows apps which use DirectShow report it as 1:00:55. None of them, apparently, are showing the actual length of the clipped video. Weird.

Good thing Zach posted his comments; he saved me from writing an embarrassingly inaccurate complaint to ABC.


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Tuesday, 10 October 2006
What are the odds?
It Stinks!

Frequently, for a little background noise while I'm working, I'll stream videos from my PVR across the HomeLAN to one of my computers in The Lair. Unfortunately, it doesn't do automatic commercial skipping like the PVR can do, so I actually end up hearing them. From time to time, though, I'll hear something interesting, like the movie about rival turn-of-the-century magicians. "Hey," I said to myself, "sounds like an interesting and (gasp) original movie. We should go see it."

Last night, Karen and I decided to take a break and see a movie. I looked up movie times and saw that The Illusionist was playing. "Let's go see it," I suggested; she agreed, as I'd described the movie to her and she found it interesting as well.

So... what are the odds there'd be two movies this year about turn-of-the-century magicians? The one I'd seen the commercial for is apparently called The Prestige and will be out in about a week and a half. Still, The Illusionist was entertaining and visually quite pleasing. I didn't recognize Rufus Sewell until nearly the end of the movie, even though his name was in the opening credits, because every time he was onscreen I couldn't look away from the really bad moustache he was sporting. I mean, we're talking one of those dime-store fake moustaches that kids buy. Yeesh.


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Damned Canucks
Taters RSS feed icon

I like a lot of Canadian bands, especially the acoustic/folk type groups. There's something about the energy, harmonies and (frequently) humor which infuses their music that I find appealing.

Anyway, a few days ago I ran across the Webcomic Least I Could Do (don't follow the link if your sensibilities are easily offended). While looking around on the site, I found a trailer for an animated series based on the strip*, with a really good theme song.

Googling the lyrics, I discovered that it was by the band Great Big Sea, a Newfie group who does a lot of traditional music. Listening to some samples from their latest album, I realized I would have to make some more space on the CD shelves.

Hooray, something else to spend money on...


* They apparently intend to try and break into TV. I presume that's in their native Canada, as I doubt many American networks would touch a cartoon about people mainly having as much sex as humanly possible. Maybe if they replaced the sex with graphic violence they'd have a chance here, though...


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Saturday, 14 October 2006
Getting in the Spirit

I decided to carve a pumpkin this year. And because I couldn't possibly do anything the easy way, I figured I'd give a try at doing one of those "portrait pumpkins".

Image of Jack O' Lantern with Stephen Colbert's face

(Click the pic for more images.)


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Sunday, 15 October 2006
Gee, that sounds familiar...
I\'m wishing ass cancer on you!

This comic made me laugh out loud. Several times. I know quite a few people (strangely, all in the SCA) who are too stiff-necked to ever admit personal fault or wrongdoing, and will come out like lines like this — sometimes these exact lines — when forced into a situation when a normal human being would give a genuine apology.


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Masons Ain't Right
Screeeech!

A Google image search on a completely (I had thought) unrelated topic brought me to this 1930 catalog of supplies for Masonic ceremonies.

It includes such wondrous artefacts as the Fuzzy Wonder Goat, the Trick Desk Phone, the Molten Lead Test, the Invisible Paddle Machine, and more. Most of them could optionally deliver an electric shock to the victim ("See our electric carpets on pages 40 and 41!").

After seeing some of them, it now makes sense to me that Abu Ghraib could be dismissed by some as mere "fraternity pranks". If these are the sort of things people would to do those whom they ostensibly like and respect...


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Wednesday, 18 October 2006
Signs of the Times
Oceania Flag

Around here, I see plenty of political yard signs, billboards and even TV spots (when I bother to watch ads) which completely fail to mention the party affiliation of the candidates. Looking up the names, I discover that this practice is occurring on both the left and the right.

In Florida, I seem to recall party affiliation having been prominently displayed in past election advertising. Was Florida unusual in that respect? Or is Indiana the odd one out? Or is it starting to happen everywhere, a consequence of the plethora of Republican scandals and Democrats' unwillingness to stand up to being painted as the party of virtual treason?


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Neat, but weird.
Ha! Ha!

The Diary of Dr John Dee (h/t aeddie). The Court Astrologer to Elizabeth I (and first to use the phrase "British Empire") occasionally transliterated his sentences into Greek letters to hide their meaning. Whoever marked up his diary for the Web made it so that you can hover the mouse over the Greek letters to see their meaning... yet the popup text is rot13 "encrypted", further obscuring its meaning. I suspect Dee would have approved.

Ha... Queen Elizabeth I had a dwarf! I knew it wasn't just the Spaniards and Italians...


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Thursday, 19 October 2006
Neat, but creepy
My nose comes off

Probably the most haunting thing I've seen on YouTube is Over Time, a French student film made in tribute to Jim Henson.


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Friday, 20 October 2006
Us vs Them
Oceania Flag

Hungary: A leaked tape reveals the Prime Minister's admission that his government has done nothing, and has been lying for the past eighteen months about the economy. People riot.

United States: House Appropriations chairman, under investigation for improprieties in spending oversight, simply fires the people investigating him. Crickets chirp.

(On the other hand, the Hungarian PM survived a vote of no confidence despite the riots, so maybe there's not so much of a difference after all.)


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Monday, 23 October 2006
Ancient German secret, huh?
Discovery

There was a German restaurant Karen and I frequented in Tampa. The proprietor was a real card — he had his collection of bad puns ("Do you know what you call an unhappy German? A sour Kraut!"), and he liked to announce his politics frequently — but the food was awesome.

There was a particular bratwurst he had that was just out of this world, but he refused to divulge his source. "It's a secret," he would say, wagging his Teutonic finger at us. "I have them shipped here specially."

Shopping in Indy this past Friday, we came upon a German market which, lo and behold, had these very bratwursts.

Made in Illinois.


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Thursday, 26 October 2006
This is what I have to work with.
Cup of Rum

We've got a new build of our software ready for testing. The release notes, purportedly an HTML file, was corrupt, full of binary data rather than HTML. Apparently only one file has changed in this build, and I have that, but since the release notes are corrupt, I'm worried about the integrity of that other file.

So I asked the L3 software engineer assigned to our program what the MD5 hash value of the file should be (since that's the easiest way to check to see if it's corrupt or not). He didn't know what that was or how to obtain it.

Now, the average computer user has no reason to know about md5sum. But a developer? A Level 3 software engineer? Inexcusable.


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