Singing Potatoes
Monday, 2 August 2004
Moved

Well, we're finally moved. (More or less; there's about three carloads of stuff back in Tampa that still have to be shuttled, but we're out of the house.)

I've got to say, moving is a whole lot easier when you don't care whether or not you get your security deposit back. But we did — a thousand dollars was at stake, and that's a whole month's buffer zone on rent and utility bills. So we scrubbed and wiped and mopped and cleaned until ten at night. The kitchen took the longest, but we left it sparkling.

After cleaning, before mopping

As an aside, ever since we moved into the house, we struggled with the stove; the burners wouldn't stay level, and half of them didn't work. Because I didn't really want to scrub the burner trays clean when we moved out, I spent $11 on a new set. And discovered that when you have trays that actually fit the stove, the burners stay level and they all work.

Once finished, Karen wanted to drive the four and a half hours to Tallahassee, even though she'd gotten up at 3:30 AM and worked the whole day through. I eventually convinced her to take advantage of Sev & Lisa's offer to let us crash at their place. Hooray Sev & Lisa!

A final breakfast with our friends, and we were on our way. Which was full of blinding rain practically the entire time. But we finally made it, lugged stuff in and then went to bed. Or at least Karen did; since our VCR was a casualty of the move (a container of cat food opened in the trunk, and got inside the tape slot), I couldn't tape Farscape and managed to stay up long enough to watch it.

Today we went shopping for essential things, mainly ways to increase our storage space, such as shelving units. I also bought some wall hooks for the guitars, since they take up a lot of room on floor stands. Unfortunately, the hooks aren't long enough to hang the lutes as well.

I need MORE guitars! There's still room on the wall!

Tomorrow, back to Tampa to pick up a carload of stuff. I still don't know where we're going to put everything...

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Wednesday, 4 August 2004
Crap

I turned my monitor on this morning to discover the Blue Screen of Death. My primary computer — the one with all my data on it — won't boot, even to safe mode. When I put the hard drive in Karen's machine to run a scandisk, hers won't boot, even though the drive from my machine is installed as a secondary drive.

I'd just boot to the WinXP CD and run a system recovery, but it's packed... somewhere.

Crap crap crap. Crap.

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Thursday, 5 August 2004
Catastrophic Hard Drive Failure.
Stupid plastic piece of crap!

Yup, it's official. The drive is corrupted. Hosed. FUBAR.

The only bright point is that my secondary drive, upon which I stored all my audio data, is still intact. So I haven't lost the recordings we did for the Consort's second CD. Everything else, though — documents, emails, 3D models, Finale scores — is toast. I've got a demo version of some data recovery software running, to see what the full version will be able to reclaim, but from the number of data sectors returning unreadable, I'm not going to get 100%. Hopefully, since the problem sectors seem to be near the beginning of the disk, it's just Windows programs that'll be unrecoverable. But I'm not counting on it.

I do have some backups, but they're not terribly recent.

I'd been meaning to get a larger hard drive, clear off some unused applications and reorganize my directory structure, but this isn't really the way I'd wanted to go about it...


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Friday, 6 August 2004
Catastrophe Averted
Smile Time!

Thanks to the help of R-Studio, I was able to recover all but 1,054 files from the corrupted drive. That sounds like a lot of unrecovered files, but when you consider that it did manage to salvage 207,709 others, it's not so bad. And it doesn't look like any of the unrecoverable files were my personal data — mainly operating system files which I wouldn't need to restore anyway, having already installed XP onto the new drive.

Thank goodness for the redundant information in NTFS; even though the master directory table was damaged, R-Studio managed to locate the orphaned directories. While the recovered directory names are all in the format "$$Folder00000", the files inside them are intact.

Now I have to sift through 60 GB of files to figure out what's data I need to save, and what I can get rid of. But considering the alternative, it doesn't seem like such an onerous chore.


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Tuesday, 10 August 2004
Overheard

"I thought if I kept doing something you didn't like, you'd eventually like it."

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Oh, great.

My brand new hard drive has been making noises. At first — starting when I first hooked it up — it was a high-pitched click every now and then, almost like the sound a fingernail clipper makes. Now it's making high-pitched squeaks, too. That can't be a good sign.

I will be royally pissed if this drive craps out on me too, but at least I've nearly finished my backups.

Actually, I've backed up all the recovered data; now I just have to go through all my SONAR projects and turn them into bundles, so the audio data is encapsulated with the projects.

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Wednesday, 11 August 2004
What a welcome!

Wouldn't it be ironic if we managed to move up here with a minimum of damage to our possessions (a cracked glass in a picture frame and a VCR filled with dry cat food), and then they all got wiped out by one of the two hurricanes headed straight for us?

As the Mutant Enemy would say, "Grr. Arrgh."

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Friday, 13 August 2004
Good luck, Tampans

Charley's been upgraded to Category 4. And apparently headed straight for Tampa.

Good luck to everyone back there. Stay dry, safe and whole.

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Tuesday, 17 August 2004
Indiscreet Spending

Yesterday, I put a guitar on layaway. I know I shouldn't have, at least until I've found employment, but I didn't want it to walk away with someone else. It's an Ibanez 7-string electric, in fantastic condition, for only $320. (If I remembered the model number correctly, it sold new for $1299.) Plus, it matches my black 5-string bass. Now all I need is a decent 6-string acoustic, preferably with a wide neck and pickups built in, and I think I can keep my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome under control for a few more years. At least until I'm good enough on the classical guitar that I feel I deserve a really decent one.

Fortunately, I've got a very understanding wife who wants to see me realize my dreams. In fact, she's the one who suggested I put it on layaway so that nobody else would get it. I have the best wife in the world.

When I do have a job, I'm definitely going to build my portable studio machine. I'll probably buy the parts from here; they've got the Mini-ITX mainboards and the silent power converters. At today's prices, I could build one for $456 (mainboard, power converter, AC adapter and 250 GB hard drive). It should all fit into an ammo box. At 1 GHz, it's a little underpowered for today's games, so when I travel down to Tampa for Nerdvana, I'll still have to lug a full-sized computer with me. After the Great Hard Drive Crash of '04, I'm a little leery of bringing my primary machine back and forth, so I may have to upgrade the game machine for the purpose.

Gah. It's obvious I didn't inherit the tightwad frugality gene from the rest of my family...

[Edit] Oops, I forgot, I'll need to buy Windows XP for the audio machine, as SONAR requires NT2K or XP. So that's another $90 or so.

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I Love Bees

Yes, I said I Love Bees. It reminds me of Laia and the Red King. One person reading this knows what that means.

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Heralds, on the other hand...

One of these days I'll get around to signing off the Trimarian Heralds' list. But then I'll miss gems like this (names and titles redacted to protect the guilty):

________, by by the benefice of Laurel Queen of Arms, named _____ Herald, by the munificence of the Crown of Meridies granted the title _______, and by the grace of the Coronet of ______ ______, heir to _______ Herald wishes health, peace, joy, love, long-suffering and mercy unto the members of the College of Arms, Heralds, Pursuivants, as wll as all and sundry brothers, sisters and cousins in heraldry who by these letters do come.

As brevity is the soul of wit, I shall not ere long state my purpose by this missive. [...]

After a salutation like that, worrying about brevity is like closing the barn door after a tornado's already ripped away the rest of the barn. And apart from the irony of paying lip service to brevity after an unnecessarily loquacious opening, there wasn't actually an attempt at wit in the rest of the message — just an equally wordy announcement of a revamped Web site, delivered with all the pomp and gravitas of a royal decree.

I never really fit in as an SCA herald; I couldn't manage to muster the appropriate sense of self-importance.

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Timing

Whoa. My favorite Tampa computer store is currently shut down, because "a very large portion of [their] inventory has been stolen." That really sucks; they were the cheapest place in Tampa (sometimes a hair more expensive than newegg, but I didn't have to pay for shipping — and I didn't have to wait for UPS, which, for an instant-gratification sort of guy like me, was worth it).

[Edit] Aaaaand they're back up again.

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Thursday, 19 August 2004
Vol. 1& 2

Karen and I finally went to see Kill Bill, both volumes played back-to-back at the student union. She got to see them free, I had to pay a whopping $4. It was worth it.

I couldn't help laughing at the Pythonesque geysers of blood — the carnage somehow seemed unhorrifying by its over-the-top exaggeration — but the scenes with Pai Mei had me in stitches. And the music cues had me laughing as well, especially the recurring Ironside theme.

Very impressed with the actors' linguistic achievements. I hope there's not an "all English" soundtrack on the DVDs to cater to people who don't like to read subtitles.

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Wednesday, 25 August 2004
Google has failed me

I am shocked — shocked! — that the Google Calculator can't convert between milliliters and gills.

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Thursday, 26 August 2004
Merchandising: Always pushing the envelope
Grumpy

Back when I was a kid, movie tie-in merchandising generally had some connection between the movie and the merchandise its name and characters appeared on. Oh, sure, there were exceptions — a box of cereal, for example, might be festooned with a character's face despite the fact that he or she was never shown eating it in the film. But in general, there was some logic behind it.

Not any more. Case in point: Spider-Man 2. Spidey is the whore of movie merchandising; he's showing up on basball bases, Super Soakers, "night-vision communicators", flashlights, LEGO sets... you name it.

But the zenith of Spidey Fever idiocy? Spider-Man 2 Pampers. Like infants in diapers have any clue who Spider-Man is and insist that their parents buy them the Spidey Nappies.


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Music Hater

One of our cats is terrified of acoustic guitars.

If she sees me holding a guitar, she hides. If she doesn't see me with the guitar (if I enter the room while she's looking out the window, for example), and I begin playing, even very softly, she whirls around with terror in her eyes and tears out of the room like the hounds of Hell are chasing her.

And it's not like I'm thrashing on power chords; even a soft tune on a classical guitar frightens her.

If I believed in reincarnation, I'd suspect she'd been crushed by a truckload of guitars in a previous life, or assaulted by a rogue mariachi band.* Or something.


* I once knew someone who claimed she hated barbershop quartet music because her grandmother had been sexually assaulted by a rogue gang of barbershoppers. Perhaps I could have given more credence to her tale if, years before that, I hadn't heard Diane on Cheers tell the exact same story as the reason why she didn't like barbershop.

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The Wonderful World of VoIP

Turns out it's pretty inconvenient to use only a cellphone for communications to the world. It doesn't ring loudly enough to be heard at the other end of the house, and reception here is much worse than in Tampa. For example, we have to stay in the front of the house in order to use it; if we're in the back (where the computers are), it'll spontaneously lose connection. Which is a little bit inconvenient, if you ask me.

So, after reading Squelch's post about getting voice-over-IP, and asking him a few questions about how it worked, we decided to sign up for it. Using our high-speed Internet connection, we can get local and long-distance phone service (using real phones from any existing jack in the house, not just sitting in front of the computer) for only a fraction of what we were paying the phone company. And by "a fraction", I mean less than a tenth of what we were paying every month.

Unfortunately, they were out of Tallahassee-area phone numbers, so we'll be using an 813 area code (so all our friends back in Tampa can call us as though we were local), and for $5 extra per month, I got a second, toll-free number so we're not a long-distance call for someone living next door to us. (When an 850 area code number frees up, I'll probably do some shuffling.) If we lose our Internet connection, it'll automatically forward calls to our cellphone.

Pretty nifty. (At least until the phone companies lobby Congress to put a stop to this flagrant lack of price-gouging.) Now to wait until the equipment arrives, to see how well it works.

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Tribble Generator

Yeah, I'm writing about our cats again. Deal with it, or move along.

One of our delightful little feline bundles of joy is called Fluffy Puff. Partly after Homestar Runner's favorite marshmallows, but also because she produces fluff at an astonishing rate.

For example, this fluffball was created one afternoon, when Karen brushed the cat until no more fur came loose. That's a three-inch-long clothespin in the picture, just to give a sense of scale. Less than two hours later, Karen brushed Fluffy Puff again, and made another ball. Slightly smaller, admittedly, but she generated that much extra fur in under two hours.

She has to be brushed frequently. Otherwise, when she grooms herself, she'll make her own fluff balls — gathering the loose fur up next to her in a neat pile — and then, when she's finished grooming, she'll eat the fur. Which, naturally, leads to less-than-pleasant results.

She knows we don't want her to eat the fur. If we interrupt her during a grooming cycle, she'll try to hide the evidence, cramming it frantically into her mouth like the eponymous dog in the animated short "Fluffy", and try to evade capture long enough to gulp it down.

All of our cats are a little strange. I think she's probably the weirdest.

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Friday, 27 August 2004
Blast from the Past

Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed. Their mistaken course stems from false notions of equality, ladies and gentlemen. Equality, rightly understood, as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the emancipation of creative differences. Wrongly understood, as it has been so tragically in our time, it leads first to conformity and then to despotism.

— Barry Goldwater,
July 16,1964

Fellow Republicans, it is the cause of Republicanism to resist concentrations of power, private or public, which enforce such conformity and inflict such despotism. It is the cause of Republicanism to ensure that power remains in the hands of the people. And, so help us God, that is exactly what a Republican president will do with the help of a Republican Congress.

— ibid.

We must not see malice in honest differences of opinion, and no matter how great, so long as they are not inconsistent with the pledges we have given to each other in and through our Constitution. Our Republican cause is not to level out the world or make its people conform in computer regimented sameness. Our Republican cause is to free our people and light the way for liberty throughout the world.

— ibid.

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Saturday, 28 August 2004
When Standards Organizations Go Bad

According to ISO 639.2, tlh is the official ISO designation for the Klingon language.

The International Standards Organization recognizes Klingon as an actual language worthy of an identifying code.

And yet Pig Latin isn't on the list. Go figure.

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Sunday, 29 August 2004
Interesting development

President George W. Bush said on The Today Show yesterday that John Kerry was "more heroic", and that he thinks "that we ought to move beyond the past. [...] The real question is who best to lead us forward."

The timing makes it pretty obvious why he's now saying this, when for weeks he was content to let the press focus on the past. In the past couple of weeks, Naval records have surfaced, refuting the Swift Boat Veterans' claim that Kerry was not under fire; Bob Dole's denunciation of Kerry's Purple Hearts as not having been merited was undercut by his own admission about his first Purple Heart; two people from Bush's campaign have had to resign because they worked with the Swift Boat Veterans (Ken Cordier, who appears in one of the ads, was on Bush's veterans' steering committee; and Benjamin Ginsburg, the Bush campaign's chief outside counsel, gave legal advice to the Swift Boat Veterans); and now a poll shows that more and more Americans are believing that the Bush campaign is behind the Swift Boat Veterans.

Now, one might wonder why Bush didn't say these things when the ad first started running, if he really feels that way. But, of course, the answer's obvious: principles have no place in modern American politics. If something is helping you in the polls — or, more importantly, diverting media attention away from something that's hurting you — you don't denounce it. You leave it alone as long as it continues to help you. But once the tide turns the other way, denounce it and try to shift attention to something else.

It's just practical. Not very admirable, but practical.

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Tuesday, 31 August 2004
One... MILLION... dollars!

If you like computer games, you must check out the Evil Genius demo. Build your lair, manage your henchmen and minions, and try to take over the world...

Update: This is a fun game. Even though the demo's pretty limited, the humor really shines through. It's like all those world-building conquest games (Warcraft, Starcraft, Age of Empires...) meets Austin Powers. (Actually, it's supposed to be more like Dungeon Keeper meets Austin Powers, but I've never played that one.)

Here's a screenshot of my Blofeldian avatar gloating as he's about to win the demo:

Click for full-sized gloating

More screenshots:

The game's gone to the presses, and should be out this coming month. I've never really been into the Age of Empires-like games, but I think this one might actually hold my interest.

A couple of questions spring to mind, though: when my minions kill an enemy agent, they stuff him in a body bag and drag him to the lair's freezer. Why? And whence does the mess hall get its supplies?

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