Singing Potatoes
Sunday, 6 February 2005
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Spike Jones 1

I finally feel like a human being again, having slept nearly until noon yesterday, gone to bed before midnight and sleeping again until about 10:30 this morning. On the bright side, I can put 28.5 hours towards comp time so I can take that trip in April.

After I got up yesterday, I picked up some supplies for my computer project: some cutting discs for my Dremel tool, safety goggles, since I couldn't find mine (which, naturally, I found as soon as I got home from buying the new pair), a cheap mouse, and some spraypaint. I couldn't find anything that exactly matched the ammo box, but it's a greenish gray that doesn't look entirely inappropriate to a military theme.

I visited the local army surplus store first, in hopes that they had military paints (they didn't). However, I picked up a half-width ammo box to hold the computer's smaller accessories (mouse, power adapter, etc.) for transportation. I also saw a large ammo box, and I got thinking — I've been wanting to do a casemod for my desktop machine for a while, and the big box is about the size of a desktop case... but I was good and didn't buy it; only one hardware project at a time!

I pulled apart the mouse and an extra keyboard I had lying around (it was Karen's before she bought one of those funky split Microsoft keyboards that I hate with a passion because I hit the 'b' key with my right index finger, and they've put it on the left side of the split), cleaned everything thoroughly with isopropyl alcohol, and spray-painted all the parts. (Fortunately, I thought ahead and marked the inside of each keycap so I knew where it was supposed to go when I reassembled the keyboard.) Now I just need to find some yellow model paint, so I can put "stenciled" letters onto the keycaps. But which one to label "ANY"? I'm seriously considering using the Dvorak layout, as I've been wanting to learn it for years.

There's a warning label on the mouse cord: WARNING: handling the cord on this product will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause [cancer, and] birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling. WTF?

Speaking of being good (that segue made a bit more sense before I reordered the paragraphs), someone on my ljflist posted a link to Second Life, an MMORPG which I need to avoid like the plague. Back in college, I was seriously addicted to MUDs; this would be like supercrack for me, since users can actually extend the game. That was the big lure of MUDs for me; I could build rooms and create objects, and write the code that would let the users do interesting things with them. But that was in a text-only world; add in the thrill of designing them graphically as well, and I'd have that monkey right on my back again. And the first hit is free; they've got a seven-day free trial. Bastards.

By the way, check out the nifty Spike Jones icon Karen made for me. I need to find my photo album so I can post a picture showing how eerie the resemblance is between my father and Spike Jones. Well, the physical resemblance, at any rate; somehow I can't imagine my father ever having the chutzpah to play the xylophone with his private parts. Oh, great, now I've got that image stuck in my head.


Posted by godfrey (link)
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I think the "Any" key should be Scroll Lock. I still don't know what it does.

I tried to get into MUDs in college. I could never think of anything interesting that would be interactive. Probably why I never got around to learning Inform, either.
I liked Inform, but I found I got too bogged down in the details to ever actually finish a story. I'd get a few rooms done before it started getting tedious, then it'd go on the back burner with 95% of the rest of my projects.

I noticed that fun little warning about halfway through a day of setting up my latest computer, my nice little memorex mouse apparently will give me wireless freedom and cancer too! I'm sure the brain cancer from my cell phone will probably take me out first.
How interesting; my mouse is a Memorex as well. Maybe they just hate their customers.

We missed you this weekend, brother. But I'm glad you got to get some rest. Don't want to see you burn out.
I'll second that.

I missed you all (and some things I was really hoping to be present for). Oh well. Soon I should be able to return to a normal life, I hope.

And there's this weekend, of course.