I'm thinking someone released a batch of stupid into the South Florida water supply about a week ago, as we've had some shockingly dumb calls recently. Like one office manager this morning who blamed the server for the fact that all of the printers, scanners, cameras and workstations shut off at the exact same instant. Oh, and so did everything else that was plugged in to the power outlets, like calculators and coffeepots. Because the server can turn all those things off, you see.
And then there was the office manager who insisted we send a tech out because she couldn't figure out how to tell if a scanner was plugged in. And when I tried to guide her though the Herculean task of seeing whether or not the black cord was plugged in to the back of the scanner, she said she couldn't do so without unplugging everything from the workstation, and she couldn't do that because she'd never be able to get it all plugged back into the right places again. Never mind that the scanner's sitting right out in plain sight on a desk, where the power cord is plainly visible from all angles.
But my ex-boss took me out for lunch at the Indian restaurant, and a nice plate of Murgh Shahi Korma just drained all the stress out of me. That shit's better than Valium.