Singing Potatoes
Sunday, 1 April 2007
Knitted Dalek
Dalek

The most awesome application of the art of knitting I have ever seen.

And it isn't even an April Fools joke.


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Sunday, 8 April 2007
Funny timing
It Stinks!

The Wicker Man arrived from Netflix on Thursday, and we watched it last night (I'd seen it before, but Karen never had). The original, of course, not the comedy with Nicolas Cage (YouTube).

I didn't realize until this morning how seasonal-appropriate it was.


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Monday, 9 April 2007
Why Get Fuzzy > Garfield
Bucky bird

Yesterday's comics truly highlighted the difference between the cat-based humor of Get Fuzzy and Garfield. In Get Fuzzy, Bucky wipes his ass on Rob's sandwich, just because that's the kind of cat he is.

Get Fuzzy: Ass Sandwich

And in Garfield, Garfield locks Jon out of the house in the rain, for probably the twentieth time.

Garfield: Yawn.

Jim Davis, as he has said in interviews, didn't start Garfield to write a funny cartoon, but to sell merchandise (which he can't do if offended people boycott his products). Darby Conley, on the other hand, makes a funny comic.1 And somehow manages to get a feculent sandwich past the editors and into the papers.

Now, once upon a time, in the early days of Garfield, there was a strip in which the punchline was "I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast." That was actually funny. Still, it was no "ass sandwich".


1. Except for the "booger" storyline from a year ago. That one kind of sucked.


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Freedom on the March
Oceania Flag

A retired Marine colonel and legal scholar discovers that marching in a peace rally, or (in his case) publicly lecturing on the Bush Administration's violations of the Constitution, will get you on the No-Fly List.

But, hey, it's not like the concept of "freedom of speech" means you can criticize the government without fear of reprisal, right?


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Monday, 16 April 2007
Huh.
Ha! Ha! I am on the Intarweb!

A question for my comic-book aficionado friends: Has the villain "Sinestro" always looked like a mustachioed Bill O'Reilly?


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Wednesday, 18 April 2007
Indiana State Income Tax

FORM IT-40PNR

1. What was your total income in 2006? ___________

2. How much do you have left? ___________

The value on line 2 is the AMOUNT YOU OWE.

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Thursday, 19 April 2007
What?
Oceania Flag

Insight doesn't carry C-SPAN? I thought all cable providers carried it.

Oh well, at least it's available online. I must admit to being intensely curious to find out why it takes a couple of weeks to rehearse the truth.


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Friday, 20 April 2007
Rewards and benefits already!
Ha! Ha!

At work, I spend a lot of time automating the mindless and repetitive tasks that I spend large parts of my day performing. I'd been a bit worried that I'd eventually write my way out of the job, but it looks like my schedule abhors a vacuum.

I'll now be working on two different states' programs (and possibly a third soon), as well as going up to Canada soon to train customers on our system. I was telling myself I'd like to get out of the house more, but that's not quite what I had in mind...not that I'm complaining about traveling on someone else's dime, of course!


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Sunday, 22 April 2007
Nazi Robot Attack

Code Guardian, a short CG film which the creator made over a period of five years in his spare time, is damned impressive.

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Friday, 18 May 2007
I hate kerning.
Condescending Linux user

There seems to be renewed interest in my fonts recently, I'm not sure why. But it's spurred me to go back to updating them for the modern world. Now that I'm not restricted to 224 usable character slots, I've been expanding them a bit, adding new ligatures and features. But now comes the tedious part: kerning all the new glyphs.

Kerning in Fontforge

For each new letter or ligature, I have to put it next to every other letter which might reasonably be expected to appear next to it (on either side) and make sure it looks good — and tweak the kerning if they don't. This is especially important if there's an overhang or underhang ("To" will require a tighter kerning than "Th", for example). For period-style typefaces, reproducing the look of lead type, one would expect that there wouldn't be much need for kerning — with solid type, you can't shove the 'o' under the overhang of the 'T', after all — but since the better foundries would often cast special type for such cases, you should kern for the best-looking result anyway.

That's just the tedious part, though. The tough part is getting the OpenType features in there and making sure they work right. While there are a couple of applications which support OpenType ligatures — InDesign, for example, or the Linux version of Firefox — I haven't found anything yet that supports all the OpenType features (like initial/medial/terminal forms of the same letter). It's hard to be sure everything's set up right when there's nothing that actually displays them yet.


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Monday, 21 May 2007
I don't remember this
Grandpa Simpson

Somehow, I think if I'd seen this video back in the 1980s, I'd have watched a hell of a lot more MTV. And apparently her wardrobe malfunctions weren't an isolated incident, either.


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Tuesday, 22 May 2007
World's Best Temples
Discovery

Somebody on Fark linked to these pictures of 10th- and 11th-century Hindu temple carvings. How odd it seems, as a Westerner, to see evidence of a religion where human sexuality was celebrated, rather than repressed and made shameful.


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Like I need another hobby...

Since stumbling upon the "speed painting" genre last week, I watched a lot of said videos, and (as with all nifty things I see) found myself wondering if I could do that. As Karen was out of town and I was bored, I decided to give it a try this weekend. I doubt it qualifies as "speed painting" — it took just under ten hours, split up over four days — but since it's the first time I ever tried to use The GIMP to paint something entirely from scratch, I'm not overly worried about the time.

I didn't know what the hell I was doing; it took me a couple of hours to discover that using a paintbrush in "darken" or "lighten" mode was a lot easier than selecting a color, overpainting and then blending.

Anyway... click the picture to see the video (about four minutes long; turn your speakers down if you're at work, there's background music):

Click for the YouTube video...

Hands are a bitch to draw, let alone paint; perhaps my first attempt should have avoided them. I am somewhat mystified that the hand which was obscured in the source picture actually turned out better in my painting than the one which I could see.

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Thursday, 24 May 2007
It's the professionalism I admire #2
Bucky bird

My replacement credit card was delivered on the 18th, according to FedEx's UPS's tracking site, and was left at the front office.

Which is interesting, because my house doesn't have a front office.


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Friday, 25 May 2007
It's like Devo meets death metal
It Stinks!

I'd never heard of the band Knorkator ("Germany's most band in the world") before someone posted this music video on TotalFark, but it's hilarious.

The music and choreography are seemingly at odds with the song's fairly erudite subject matter — a treatise on the newly-discovered 31st letter of the German alphabet, a bilabial-lingual fricative — yet the whole thing is strangely hypnotic.


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Thursday, 31 May 2007
How bored am I?
Cup of Rum

I am watching a spelling bee on TV. That's how bored I am. Apparently the way to win is to be fluent in Latin, German, Hebrew, Yiddish, French and Greek, because since I've been watching, they haven't asked for the spelling of an English word yet.


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