In Bush's recent speech, he claims that permitting same-gender marriages "could have serious consequences throughout the country", and that they will "[weaken] the good influence of society".
So what exactly are these "serious consequences"? And in what way will the "good influence of society" be weakened? How about some specifics? Will swine give birth to swans? Will flocks of geese fly backwards? Will a great darkness cover the land and parents bestow strange names upon their children?
No, seriously. If you know what these dire repercussions are that he's talking about, please let me know in a comment.