Singing Potatoes
Monday, 29 December 2003
Dear Spammers

No, I do not want to check out your Paris Hilton footage. Okay? Seriously, you can stop sending me an email every three minutes. If I didn't respond to your first several thousand messages, what makes you think the next one's going to finally pique my interest?

In conclusion, please get cancer and die. Thank you.

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