In Cincinnati Airport, we had to show our tickets and photo IDs to a Delta security guard before we were permitted to take off our shoes and put everything through the x-ray machine. She looked at the driver's license of the guy in front of me, and compared the name on it with the name on his ticket. She looked at my driver's license, and checked it against my ticket. She looked at Karen's driver's license, and checked it against her ticket. Not once did she look at our faces to see if we were actually the people to whom the licenses belonged.
Church sign in Ohio: If God has your heart, He also has your calendar and wallet.