For some reason, the news is full of stories about "Hogwarts Headache", a malady apparently caused by reading the increasingly thick Harry Potter novels. The story I caught tonight on the TV news advised that children should take periodic breaks from reading, in order to minimize the risk of getting a headache.
I find this incomprehensible. When I wasn't glued to my computer, I spent nearly all my free time in childhood with my nose stuck in a book. I read while I ate breakfast; on the bus on the way to and from school; in class; while navigating the hallways between classes; after school. Sometimes I even read while watching TV. And never once did it give me a headache.
In fact, I've never even heard of people getting headaches from reading, until just recently. What is wrong with children these days, that just reading gives them a headache?
And as an aside, I find it annoying that "read" serves as both present and past tense.