First, the "Gender Genie" analyzes my writing and deduces that I'm female, and now the Battle Cry meme makes me sound like a hairdresser or a beautician, or whoever it is that gives people facials.
I blame ross_winn for the first link. But since he, Abraham Lincoln and Dwight D. Eisenhower were all pegged as female as well, I won't hold it against him. Actually, the comments about the Genie are fairly interesting; it seems it only gets the right answer about half the time, though that's only a sample of the people who bother to let it know if it was right or wrong.