"Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
Best. Line. Ever.
However, the first half of the episode was fairly slow; fortunately, it eventually picked up and turned into actual storyline.
It also had some blatant errors, especially in the Andrew-the-Auteur segments. For example, during the basement whiteboard sequence, he was purportedly manipulating the camera with the remote control. Zooms are fine, but a consumer videocamera like that won't jump into and out of closeup, and I haven't seen one yet that would aim via the remote. Not to mention the fairly blatant goof where Andrew's shadow reveals that he's not actually holding the camera.